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After a few rounds of ' Charge ', Stiles pulled out his phone and searched for something interesting to play while keeping an eye out for the delicious Derek Hale.
Sadly, since Derek was a groundskeeper, most of his work was done outside, so he usually only saw the man through the blurry, stained glass windows.
They hardly did the gorgeous man justice, though. Stiles was looking through a site with free sheet music when there was a knock on the sanctuary door and the assistant reverend poked her head in.
Stiles turned around and set his phone down on the seat and tried to look like he'd just taken a break to stretch his fingers instead of looking for something to play that wasn't so biblical.
Reverend Camden and I are leaving now for calling hours, but we can't unlock the office door for Derek until he's ready to fix the file cabinet.
Will you give these to him when he's done mowing the cemetery? Stiles stood up from the bench behind the large organ and caught the heavy, overcrowded key ring after fumbling with them in midair for a second.
His copy to the office sticks in the lock, so he'll probably need this set. He'll lock everything up when he's done, but he has a tendency to do it when he's finishing up instead of as he goes, so please remind him that the office is supposed to be locked if no one is in it.
No problem. Reverend Glass just let out a little laugh and called out a farewell as she let the sanctuary door fall shut behind her. Stiles groaned and let his head hit the top of the organ.
A few minutes later, Stiles found the perfect song, and even though it was a bit beyond his skill level, he couldn't help himself.
He couldn't get the sheet music to load correctly on his phone, so he jogged to the office, let himself in and grabbed the tablet from its case in the top desk drawer.
He made sure to lock the door behind himself before he nearly skipped on the way back to the sanctuary room. Once he had the sheet music downloaded and on full screen on the tablet, Stiles cleared his throat nervously and his long fingers trembled as he set them on the cool keys.
Was he really about to play this particular song, in church? He shrugged to himself. It couldn't be any worse than the time he had burned the Bible.
That was pretty much the epitome of giving a middle finger to God, aside from burning a church to the ground, or something. Playing a song was nearly nothing compared to some of the things people did in God's name.
Either way, Stiles was surely going to hell anyway so he figured he may as well enjoy the journey. Stiles took a deep breath and began to play the next verse.
He felt like he was about to be set on fire at any moment. Stiles had to repress a laugh as it bubbled up in his throat. He couldn't believe he was actually playing this song while in church and in the sanctuary for fuck's sake.
I don't want to lose him To someone who'll do him I need to figure something out. Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name we go to fifth base!
Stiles wondered how many girls had been convinced that anal sex was a loophole when there was that whole big deal with sodomy in the Bible.
Those poor girls didn't even have prostates and probably got nothing out of having anal sex. It was almost as hilarious as it was pathetic.
Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see.
It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head'.
Stiles' voice rose as the notes became harsher, and he was nearly oblivious to the way the song echoed throughout the empty sanctuary.
Stiles yelped and hit a few sour notes before he whirled around on the bench to face the open sanctuary doors. His heart pounded in his chest and a rapid blush flooded his face as the hot piece of ass otherwise known as Derek Hale stared at him from the doorway.
Why are you playing that song in church?! Honestly, how did he manage to get himself in these situations? He would blame karma, but sometimes he swore it was the worst form of divine intervention.
Not that Stiles didn't have it coming, but still. I love this church because my mom loved it. I don't like hymns, I don't agree with the Scripture and I'm sick of people hiding behind some book and using it as an excuse to treat people like me like we're less than human.
Stiles' breath stuttered under the relief he felt. It felt so good to tell another person how he felt about being part of a community that shunned those who were anything but straight.
How they all preached about being there for one another and doing their best in God's name, but condemning people for things they had no control over.
His dad had an inkling regarding Stiles' mixed feelings toward church, but they never discussed it. It was like his mother's death. It happened, but they couldn't talk about it.
Getting it out there eased some of the tension he'd been carrying for over a decade. He felt lighter and freer. He supposed this was how Catholics felt after Confession.
He wondered why it hadn't caught on in the Christian churches. A college graduate? The sheriff's son that can do no wrong, including setting a Bible on fire, destruction of church property, and coming up with dirty versions of Bible verses during service?
Stiles wasn't sure how Derek knew about any of that stuff since he'd never actually seen the male at service, but he was sure people had filled him in, or he'd overheard some of it.
It was entirely possible that Derek attended early service, whereas he and his father always went to late service.
You didn't even go here when all those things happened. Before Derek had a chance to respond, Stiles cut him off.
My mom had passed away and my dad still hadn't come to terms with her death, yet, and it was almost Halloween, my mom's favorite holiday.
We didn't decorate the house like we usually did. My dad didn't even buy me a costume to wear to the school Halloween party. It was the day before Halloween and I didn't want my mom to miss out, so I snuck out and went to the cemetery to decorate my mom's headstone.
And since the day before Halloween is also known as Mischief Night, I got caught and the police were called. After I explained myself, they let me go.
It had nothing to do with my dad being the sheriff, which, he wasn't, at the time. I wasn't destroying anything. I was decorating. It just depends on your perspective.
He raised an eyebrow as the older male gaped at him, revealing an adorable set of bunny teeth that nearly made Stiles melt. How could the muscular maintenance man be so cute?
Stiles loved defying stereotypes, and Derek was the perfect combination of manly and pretty. However, he refused to swoon quite so easily. Stiles suddenly realized why he had never heard the older man enter the room.
The door had always had an irritating squeak to it ever since he was a kid, but now the door was silent and opened and shut easily.
He hadn't noticed when Reverend Glass had entered the room earlier, either. He wondered how many other things Derek had silently and dutifully repaired that no one took notice to.
Ignoring him as much as they ignored everything else that was wrong with the world as they focused on things that they had no business to mess with.
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Fuck me in the ass because i love jesusHis mom used to tease him that he was an Energizer bunny up until the service started. It was why he'd been given the task of lighting the candles in the first place — his parents wanted to make sure he was awake and absorbing at least some of God's word.
It kind of backfired, though, because their reverend at the time had been very interested in condemning them for their sins and talked about hellfire and fasting in repentance for their sins.
Stiles wasn't too fond of fire and was a big fan of food. The thought that he'd go to hell had terrified him and he'd actively ignore the reverend so he wouldn't break down and cry during the services.
A year later they had replaced the reverend, but Stiles couldn't get the thought of sinning out of his head.
It was even worse when he found out he was gay. He had denounced all things religious, but still attended church every Sunday with his father because his dad liked the services and it was one of the few things they could do that they had done when his mother was alive.
For that reason, alone Stiles enjoyed going to church — because his mother had enjoyed it so much. Unfortunately, it did nothing for his eternal hatred of boring hymns and lack of company during his practice time.
After he had run through the hymns a couple of times, Stiles began to play random songs on the organ. Stiles didn't have too many full songs memorized without sheet music to help him out.
After a few rounds of ' Charge ', Stiles pulled out his phone and searched for something interesting to play while keeping an eye out for the delicious Derek Hale.
Sadly, since Derek was a groundskeeper, most of his work was done outside, so he usually only saw the man through the blurry, stained glass windows.
They hardly did the gorgeous man justice, though. Stiles was looking through a site with free sheet music when there was a knock on the sanctuary door and the assistant reverend poked her head in.
Stiles turned around and set his phone down on the seat and tried to look like he'd just taken a break to stretch his fingers instead of looking for something to play that wasn't so biblical.
Reverend Camden and I are leaving now for calling hours, but we can't unlock the office door for Derek until he's ready to fix the file cabinet.
Will you give these to him when he's done mowing the cemetery? Stiles stood up from the bench behind the large organ and caught the heavy, overcrowded key ring after fumbling with them in midair for a second.
His copy to the office sticks in the lock, so he'll probably need this set. He'll lock everything up when he's done, but he has a tendency to do it when he's finishing up instead of as he goes, so please remind him that the office is supposed to be locked if no one is in it.
No problem. Reverend Glass just let out a little laugh and called out a farewell as she let the sanctuary door fall shut behind her.
Stiles groaned and let his head hit the top of the organ. A few minutes later, Stiles found the perfect song, and even though it was a bit beyond his skill level, he couldn't help himself.
He couldn't get the sheet music to load correctly on his phone, so he jogged to the office, let himself in and grabbed the tablet from its case in the top desk drawer.
He made sure to lock the door behind himself before he nearly skipped on the way back to the sanctuary room. Once he had the sheet music downloaded and on full screen on the tablet, Stiles cleared his throat nervously and his long fingers trembled as he set them on the cool keys.
Was he really about to play this particular song, in church? He shrugged to himself. It couldn't be any worse than the time he had burned the Bible.
That was pretty much the epitome of giving a middle finger to God, aside from burning a church to the ground, or something.
Playing a song was nearly nothing compared to some of the things people did in God's name. Either way, Stiles was surely going to hell anyway so he figured he may as well enjoy the journey.
Stiles took a deep breath and began to play the next verse. He felt like he was about to be set on fire at any moment.
Stiles had to repress a laugh as it bubbled up in his throat. He couldn't believe he was actually playing this song while in church and in the sanctuary for fuck's sake.
I don't want to lose him To someone who'll do him I need to figure something out. Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name we go to fifth base!
Stiles wondered how many girls had been convinced that anal sex was a loophole when there was that whole big deal with sodomy in the Bible.
Those poor girls didn't even have prostates and probably got nothing out of having anal sex. It was almost as hilarious as it was pathetic.
Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see.
It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head'.
Stiles' voice rose as the notes became harsher, and he was nearly oblivious to the way the song echoed throughout the empty sanctuary.
Stiles yelped and hit a few sour notes before he whirled around on the bench to face the open sanctuary doors. His heart pounded in his chest and a rapid blush flooded his face as the hot piece of ass otherwise known as Derek Hale stared at him from the doorway.
Why are you playing that song in church?! Honestly, how did he manage to get himself in these situations? He would blame karma, but sometimes he swore it was the worst form of divine intervention.
Not that Stiles didn't have it coming, but still. I love this church because my mom loved it. I don't like hymns, I don't agree with the Scripture and I'm sick of people hiding behind some book and using it as an excuse to treat people like me like we're less than human.
Stiles' breath stuttered under the relief he felt. It felt so good to tell another person how he felt about being part of a community that shunned those who were anything but straight.
How they all preached about being there for one another and doing their best in God's name, but condemning people for things they had no control over.
His dad had an inkling regarding Stiles' mixed feelings toward church, but they never discussed it. It was like his mother's death. It happened, but they couldn't talk about it.
Getting it out there eased some of the tension he'd been carrying for over a decade. He felt lighter and freer. He supposed this was how Catholics felt after Confession.
He wondered why it hadn't caught on in the Christian churches. A college graduate? The sheriff's son that can do no wrong, including setting a Bible on fire, destruction of church property, and coming up with dirty versions of Bible verses during service?
Stiles wasn't sure how Derek knew about any of that stuff since he'd never actually seen the male at service, but he was sure people had filled him in, or he'd overheard some of it.
It was entirely possible that Derek attended early service, whereas he and his father always went to late service.
You didn't even go here when all those things happened. Before Derek had a chance to respond, Stiles cut him off.
My mom had passed away and my dad still hadn't come to terms with her death, yet, and it was almost Halloween, my mom's favorite holiday.
We didn't decorate the house like we usually did. My dad didn't even buy me a costume to wear to the school Halloween party. It was the day before Halloween and I didn't want my mom to miss out, so I snuck out and went to the cemetery to decorate my mom's headstone.
And since the day before Halloween is also known as Mischief Night, I got caught and the police were called. After I explained myself, they let me go.
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